http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=emo
The Difference between Emo And Goth:
Emos Hate themselves
Goths hate Everyone
Emos Want to Kill themselves
Goths Want to kill Everyone
3. Emo:
An entire subculture of people (usually angsty teens) with a fake personality. The concept of Emo is actually a vicious cycle that never ends, to the utter failing of humanity, and it goes something like this:1. Girls say they like "sensitive guys" (lie)2. Guy finds out, so he listens to faggy emo music and dresses like a dork so chicks will see that he is sensitive and not afraid to express himself (lie). He dyes his hair black, wraps himself in a stupid looking scarf, develops an eating disorder, and rants about how "nobody understands".3. Now an emo guy, he meets Emo chick and they start dating, talking about how their well-off suburban lifestyles are terrible and depressing (lie)4. Emo guy is just too much of a pussy. His penis is too small, he's too depressed to bathe, and has more mood swings than emo chick, and he doesn't even have a menstrual cycle. Emo chick dumps him, saying "It's not you, it's me." (lie) as she drives off with Wayne, the school jock and captain of the football team.5. Emo guy goes home and cries, proceeds to write a weak song and strum a single string on his acoustic guitar. Another emo chick sees how he is so in touch with his feelings, and the cycle continues.This is the sad truth of the emo lifestyle/music, and now that I look at how pathetic it really is, maybe the emos DO have something to cry about!
When she sees how sensitive and emo I have become, she'll definately go out with me!
When she sees how sensitive and emo I have become, she'll definately go out with me!
4. Emo:
Like a Goth, only much less dark and much more Harry Potter.
My life sucks, I want to cry.
My life sucks, I want to cry.
5. Emo:
A group of white, mostly middle-class well-off kids who find imperfections in there life and create a ridiculous, depressing melodrama around each one. They often take anti-depressants, even though the majority don't need them. They need to wake up and deal with life like everyone else instead of wallowing in their imaginary quagmire of torment.
Emo conversation!XxSlavetoAnguishxX: omg my gf just left meacidburnedsoul: that sux manXxSlavetoAnguishxX: i blame myself only i'm such an ass *cries*acidburnedsoul: dude come over to my house and we can cut ourselves togetherXxSlavetoAnguishxX: okay *cries*acidburnedsoul: omg dashboard confessional has a new cd, i preordered it alreadyXxSlavetoAnguishxX: dude they're my favorite band to self-mutilate toacidburnedsoul: i prefer to cut myself while watching Napoleon Dynamite on my bigscreenXxSlavetoAnguishxX: dude that movie is so deep. i cry every time i see itacidburnedsoul: me too. i hate myselfXxSlavetoAnguishxX: yeah we're such tortured souls, nobody understands how hard life is for usacidburnedsoul: yeah we got it tough dude. pass the tissues
Emo conversation!XxSlavetoAnguishxX: omg my gf just left meacidburnedsoul: that sux manXxSlavetoAnguishxX: i blame myself only i'm such an ass *cries*acidburnedsoul: dude come over to my house and we can cut ourselves togetherXxSlavetoAnguishxX: okay *cries*acidburnedsoul: omg dashboard confessional has a new cd, i preordered it alreadyXxSlavetoAnguishxX: dude they're my favorite band to self-mutilate toacidburnedsoul: i prefer to cut myself while watching Napoleon Dynamite on my bigscreenXxSlavetoAnguishxX: dude that movie is so deep. i cry every time i see itacidburnedsoul: me too. i hate myselfXxSlavetoAnguishxX: yeah we're such tortured souls, nobody understands how hard life is for usacidburnedsoul: yeah we got it tough dude. pass the tissues
8. Emo:
the type of music you listen to when, try as you might, you cannot get laid..and cry about it..
man, ive been listening to a lotta emo lately
man, ive been listening to a lotta emo lately
11. Emo:
Normally a 15-17 year old teenager. Considers themselves to be much more in touch with their emotions than anyone else; whereas they really just feel sorry for themselves. Most emo's will claim to be depressed, or simply misunderstood. They think they are unique, and fail to realise that they actually look like half the teenage population of south england. You can recognise an emo by looking for these general characteristics:SKINNY JEANS (both boys and girls) The tighter the better. If an emo can hardly walk because of their jeans, then they've reached optimum emo status.STRIPEY JUMPERS. Normally black and grey. If you're a boy, this should again be worn as tightly as possible. Breathing comfortably is a luxury you may have to sacrifice.TATTY CONVERSE. Usually drawn on, as most emo's regard themselves as artists.BLACK LONG HAIR COVERING ONE SIDE OF YOUR FACE. Vision can be compromsised for style as an emo. Try and make it as greasy as possible. Finally, emo's MUST look down on everyone else, accuse them of being uncreative, judgemental, and the sole cause of their 'depression'. If you're a hardcore emo you'll cut yourself occasionnally. If you're not, then you at least have to pretend you do.
EMO: I wouldn't expect you uncreative facists to understand my art. It's a statement. I'm all alon in this world, all I have is my poetry and my paintings. I am destined to travel through the misty and cold fog of existence alone and cold. My heart has long ago turned to stone, and now your harsh words simple hit the surface. The depths of my soul can no longer be tarnished by your small minded and stereoptyped views...ME: CHEER UP EMO KID! :)
EMO: I wouldn't expect you uncreative facists to understand my art. It's a statement. I'm all alon in this world, all I have is my poetry and my paintings. I am destined to travel through the misty and cold fog of existence alone and cold. My heart has long ago turned to stone, and now your harsh words simple hit the surface. The depths of my soul can no longer be tarnished by your small minded and stereoptyped views...ME: CHEER UP EMO KID! :)
P.S i heart emo boys
